doggy dictionary


people = two categories; dog people and cat people. difference: dog people smell good

my people = dog people that humans call my "family" i call them my pack

daddy = alpha dog that feeds me and takes me on walks
mommy = not-so-much-dog that likes to cuddle and puts me in kennel
Mckenna = dog that i comfort and cheer up when she is sad
Lachlan = puppy dog who likes to play rough then yells at me for playing too rough

outside = place where friends are
back door = opening people go through without me
front door = opening that goes to where car is

dog toys = anything in the house that i chew up

food = falls in two categories: people food and dog food. the difference: people food lies around wasted and i am not allowed to eat it

toilet = porcelain drinking bowl at perfect height for me that goes to waste because i can't use it

carpet = inside grass
mower = monster that lives outside that roars and tries to eat me; supposedly mows grass
vacuum machine = other monster that lives in the house that screams and tries to eat me; supposedly mows carpet