TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

I AM 2 YEARS OLD!!:)
today, i went swimming a lot, got showered with treats, got 3 birthday presents: a dish because i left my security dish at grammmas(i sleep with it:), a new duck, and a new cord; i also got a birthday "cake" of wet dog food, a funny hat, and i got to sit at the table for desseryt!!!! this was the best DAY EVER!!!!!

doggy dictionary (continued)

vet visit- when puppy gets hurt and human fixes it

cone- CONE OF SHAME, keeps puppy from licking wound

surgery- not known, i was sound asleep when they did it

vets office- place where puppies go and get treats then get poked and stuck with a stick

shots- when puppy goes through door, stands on platform while people poke puppy with sharp things

doggy dictionary (continued)


hunting trip- when bailey meets other dogs

"bird, bailey, bird!"- squishy thing that squeaks when squeezed

"get em, bailey!"- retrieve!

pheasant hunting- when puppy paws get cut up from walking to find "bird, bailey, bird!"

gun- stick that goes BOOM! and makes "bird, bailey, bird!" fall out of sky

doggy dictionary (continued)


kennel- puppysitter, AKA abandonment

good doggy- when puppy is quiet and tired and lays down and gets a treat

bad doggy- when puppy is hungry or wants to go outside and barks

school- when mommy and kids go in car (and sometimes take puppy) to place where LOTS of other kids go

doggy dictionary (continued)

the 4th of July= day of booms, bangs, and loud noises (aka the end of the world)
fireworks= bright lights that shriek, boom, and scare dogs
poppers= paper things that are thrown on the ground and pop and taste funny
smoke bombs= small balls that leak colors and smell strange
sparklers= sticks that shoot hot sparks that sting sensitive noses

doggy dictionary


people = two categories; dog people and cat people. difference: dog people smell good

my people = dog people that humans call my "family" i call them my pack

daddy = alpha dog that feeds me and takes me on walks
mommy = not-so-much-dog that likes to cuddle and puts me in kennel
Mckenna = dog that i comfort and cheer up when she is sad
Lachlan = puppy dog who likes to play rough then yells at me for playing too rough

outside = place where friends are
back door = opening people go through without me
front door = opening that goes to where car is

dog toys = anything in the house that i chew up

food = falls in two categories: people food and dog food. the difference: people food lies around wasted and i am not allowed to eat it

toilet = porcelain drinking bowl at perfect height for me that goes to waste because i can't use it

carpet = inside grass
mower = monster that lives outside that roars and tries to eat me; supposedly mows grass
vacuum machine = other monster that lives in the house that screams and tries to eat me; supposedly mows carpet