doggy dictionary (continued)
the 4th of July= day of booms, bangs, and loud noises (aka the end of the world)
fireworks= bright lights that shriek, boom, and scare dogs
poppers= paper things that are thrown on the ground and pop and taste funny
smoke bombs= small balls that leak colors and smell strange
sparklers= sticks that shoot hot sparks that sting sensitive noses
Monday, July 5, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
doggy dictionary
people = two categories; dog people and cat people. difference: dog people smell good
my people = dog people that humans call my "family" i call them my pack
daddy = alpha dog that feeds me and takes me on walks
mommy = not-so-much-dog that likes to cuddle and puts me in kennel
Mckenna = dog that i comfort and cheer up when she is sad
Lachlan = puppy dog who likes to play rough then yells at me for playing too rough
outside = place where friends are
back door = opening people go through without me
front door = opening that goes to where car is
dog toys = anything in the house that i chew up
food = falls in two categories: people food and dog food. the difference: people food lies around wasted and i am not allowed to eat it
toilet = porcelain drinking bowl at perfect height for me that goes to waste because i can't use it
carpet = inside grass
mower = monster that lives outside that roars and tries to eat me; supposedly mows grass
vacuum machine = other monster that lives in the house that screams and tries to eat me; supposedly mows carpet
people = two categories; dog people and cat people. difference: dog people smell good
my people = dog people that humans call my "family" i call them my pack
daddy = alpha dog that feeds me and takes me on walks
mommy = not-so-much-dog that likes to cuddle and puts me in kennel
Mckenna = dog that i comfort and cheer up when she is sad
Lachlan = puppy dog who likes to play rough then yells at me for playing too rough
outside = place where friends are
back door = opening people go through without me
front door = opening that goes to where car is
dog toys = anything in the house that i chew up
food = falls in two categories: people food and dog food. the difference: people food lies around wasted and i am not allowed to eat it
toilet = porcelain drinking bowl at perfect height for me that goes to waste because i can't use it
carpet = inside grass
mower = monster that lives outside that roars and tries to eat me; supposedly mows grass
vacuum machine = other monster that lives in the house that screams and tries to eat me; supposedly mows carpet
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